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             ۄńńńńńńńńńńߍ
             Ԕhis Issue's FeaturesӍ
ۄńńńńńńńńńńńŁńńńńńńńńńńŁńńńńńńńńńńńńńńߍ
ӠRandom Notes.......................................Wayne Bell ([email protected])       Ӎ
Ӡ                                                                          Ӎ
ӠSoft Servings:  News from WWIV Software Services.....Sam ([email protected])         Ӎ
Ӡ                                                                          Ӎ
ӠThe Death of the Unsolicited Ping....................Sam ([email protected])         Ӎ
Ӡ                                                                          Ӎ
ӠTips For Running OS/2 Warp and Windows 95 Together...Pug ([email protected])         Ӎ
Ӡ                                                                          Ӎ
ӠOpSys Wars...........................................Sam ([email protected])         Ӎ
Ӡ                                        Lockjaw The Ogre ([email protected])         Ӎ
Ӡ                                                                          Ӎ
ӠUnderstanding Viruses (Part 2 in a Series)...........Sam ([email protected])         Ӎ
Ӡ                                                                          Ӎ
ӠType 2/0 Forum.......................................Dawg ([email protected])        Ӎ
Ӡ                                                     Pug ([email protected])         Ӎ
Ӡ                                                                          Ӎ
ӠFilo's Mod of the Month..............................Filo ([email protected])        Ӎ
Ӡ                                                                          Ӎ
ӠTechnical Section....................................Sam ([email protected])         Ӎ
Ӡ                                                                          Ӎ
ӠClassified Ads.......................................A Compilation        Ӎ
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ӠOn the Lighter Side..................................Sam ([email protected])         Ӎ
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ӠClosing Thoughts.....................................Sam ([email protected])         Ӎ
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           Ӡ              Random Factors                Ӎ
           Ӡ  Creative Commentary by Wayne Bell ([email protected])   Ӎ
           Dńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńٍ

As everyone has probably heard by now, we recently had some problems with sub
pings and responses getting multiplied and clogging the network.  Net36 has
been released to stop this.  What it does is eliminate duplicate pings and
ping responses, letting through only one. This will be included as part of all
future net versions, as I don't see any possible drawback to it.

Unfortunately, however, some people are having a problem with the net36
network2.exe locking up their system.  If you have this problem, then I'd
recommend for now just using the network1.exe (dated Dec 3) out of net36, and
keep using the network2.exe from net35.  This should give you just about as
much protection against multiple pings as using both the network1 and network2
from net36.  I'm still not sure why it locks up for some people, but I am
still investigating it.

I am also investigating a method of using source-verified subs pings, so that
only the NC (me, on WWIVnet) can ping for subs.  (This method would be limited
in application only to netup-registered networks, so that others can still use
the wide-open method as it is now.)

In any case, happy holidays!


                   -=��

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           Ӡ               Soft Servings                Ӎ
           Ӡ      News from WWIV Software Services      Ӎ
           Ӡ          By Sam (WWIVnet [email protected])           Ӎ
           Dńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńٍ


                  NGTRANS
               Newsgroup Translator for WWIV
                   NGTRANS
               Auxiliary Product Announcement
                WWIV Software Services
                   October 2, 1995


Q.  What is NGTRANS?

A.  NGTRANS is the product name for a NewsGroup TRANSlator program owned
and distributed by WWIV Software Services.

Q.  What does it do?

A.  NGTRANS makes it possible for you to send/receive newsgroups and    
e-mail to the internet via your internet provider.  The internet provider must
be providing you with a Unix shell account.

Q.  How much does the program cost?

A.  The program is available in two forms: a leased form and a purchased    
form.  The leased form allows you to lease the program for use for one year at
a time.  The program warns you when your year is about to expire so that you
can renew your lease for another year.  The purchased form allows unlimited
use of the program and does not expire.  The lease is $20 per year.  The
purchase is $100.

Q.  How do I order the product?

A.  You may order the product from WWIV Software Services, P.O. Box 720455,
McAllen, TX 78504-0455 by sending the NGTRANS.FRM found below, or by sending a
letter indicating that you wish to WWIV Software Services indicating that you
wish to purchase or lease (as appropriate) the NGTRANS program and enclosing a
check or money order for the appropriate amount.  Be sure to specify your WWIV
registration number when you order.

Q.  If I have additional questions, who should I direct them to?

A.  Write to [email protected] or [email protected]

-------------------------cut here-------------------------------------


                WWIV Software Services
                   P.O. Box 720455
                McAllen, TX 78504-0455

Name__________________________________    WWIV Reg. Number___________

Address_______________________________    WWIVnet Node Number________

City__________________________________    IceNET Node Number_________

State (Province)______________________    WWIVLink Node Number_______

Zip or Postal Code____________________

Check one of the options below:

[  ]  I wish to lease NGTRANS            [  ]  I wish to purchase NGTRANS
      (cost $20 per year)                      (cost $100)


Mail the form to the address above.  Enclose a check or money order made
payable to WWIV Software Services.  We do NOT accept checks drawn on banks
that are not located in the USA.  Orders originating outside the USA should be
accompanied by international Postal Money Orders or bank drafts drawn on US
banks and should be payable in US dollars.  There is a $15 charge assessed for
checks not honored by your bank.  Please DO NOT SEND CASH.  If you send money
orders, you are advised to keep your receipt until you have received the
product from WWIV Software Services.

Please allow three weeks for delivery from the date that you mail your order. 
If you have not received delivery by then, please check with [email protected] on WWIVnet
or send a fax to WWIV Software Services at 210-618-3532. The program and a
receipt will be sent to you via normal mail.  The program is not available for
downloading and should never be made available for downloading.  It is a
commercial product protected by all applicable copyrights.

                  -=��

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           Ӡ              The Death of the              Ӎ
           Ӡ              Unsolicited Ping              Ӎ
           Ӡ              By Sam ([email protected])               Ӎ
           Dńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńٍ


.....Late news flash! California man runs amuck with meat cleaver!
              Blames it on ping withdrawal!  Details at 11!.....

Laugh if you will. But anyone reading the WWIV Network Concerns sub over the
past six to eight months will tell you that while that pseuso-headline is
indeed an exaggeration, the question over allowing network-wide pings by
individuals other than Wayne, and Wayne's subsequent ruling on the subject has
been one of the most heated debates, if not *the* most heated debate the
history of WWIVNet.

The entire discussion centered primarily around one individual who in the past
had been allowed to a) "ping the network" to obtain information from sysops who
were using his shareware programs, and to b) send encrypted mass email to each
and every node on the network. Most sysops would never be aware they were even
getting the email were it not for a blurb in their netdatx.log, or unless they
were running a program such as Stripit that allows entrapment of sysop-defined
message types (or if they were using one of the individual's shareware
programs).  Many sysops, myself included, took issue with this practice. To
us, it did not seem fair to be forced to subsidize for the most part, this
individual's shareware business just to be a part of WWIVNet.  It was not an
issue of cost. In reality, the collective cost of every ping ever sent out
since the network's inception probably amount to less than a total of ten
dollars in phone charges to the network.

Rather, it was a matter of principle.

Mass email over the network is prohibited. Yet it was happening regularly under
the guise that it was "not readable" without the use of a special program.
Further, pings were regularly sent out , "probing" the network to seek out and
find people who may be using a certain program. All of us (you) in WWIVNet
were helping to carry out this probe, and you too were subjected to it, by
default, simply by being a member of WWIVNet.  Bear in mind that if you were
not using the software the "probe" was seeking out, the ping was deleted and
were it not for a note in your netdatx.log, you would never be aware of it's
presence.

A discussion on the merits of this practice ensued. After several months of
what was at times, extremely heated debate, Wayne announced a new, albeit
interim policy governing pings on WWIVNet:


THE OFFICIAL INTERIM WWIVNET POLICY ON PINGS AND UNSOLICITED NET PACKETS.

This policy applies to:
1. Netedit messages
2. External types
3. Any undefined/unused net types
4. Any other packet that might be considered a ping, not including subs.lst
pings as sent by the NC or subs.lst coordinator.

WWIVnet policy on all other message types or topics is unchanged by this
policy.

(Note, that this policy DOES apply to regions.dat pings and updated info.
Note that I'm not going to retroactively apply this policy.)

The policy itself is fairly simple.  No packets of the types to which this
policy applies may be sent, unless the sender has prior approval from either:

1. Each and every receiver of each and every packet sent out (and I'd suggest
you save off the emails of people granting such approval, "just in case"),

-or-

2. The NC (me).

If anyone ever does get approval from me, it will follow at least a one month
discussion on this sub about it.  As of right now, nobody has authority under
category (2) (NC approval).


/****************************************************************************/

And a further clarification...for example:

Scenario:  A node installs a program.  That node sends my node (I have 
expressly permitted receipt openly) a type 'X' message.  Should that be all I
need to interchange further type 'X' messages?

Ruling:  No, that wouldn't do it.  It has to be a specific act taken by the
sysop installing the program to allow a certain class of messages sent to
his/her node.  If the installation process specifically prompted the person
installing, "Do you wish to request pings be sent to your system?", then I'd
say that'd probably be OK. You should have a compelling argument why that
person must have typed in "yes" there, though, if they complain later, and
have something specifically stated as how to "un-request" the messages be sent.

Let me also make explicit that the "installation notification" messages are
_NOT_ covered by this policy.  That is, it's OK to have those sent back to the
author's system.

(End of policy statement)

Shortly after this policy was announced, a rash of subs.lst pings plagued the
network.  I myself received, in successive days, 96, 437, 2500, and nearly
5000 subs.lst pings (message type 20/0). I host 9 subs. On the last day, my
packet going back to Wayne was nearly a megabyte. Imagine the network traffic
bound back to Wayne! To handle this abuse, Wayne quickly modified NET35 and
released NET36. If you do not have NET36, you should download it from a Support
Board and install it today. NET36 will strip multiple type 20/0 message packets
from incoming data packets and prevent you from having more than a single
response, even to multiple 20/0 pings, in the same data packet.

While the true cause of these pings has not been widely disclosed, earlier in
the summer a similar event occurred where the pings were apparently sent from
node @11130. In reality they were traced back to another node, and proven so
by log files. This first incident is reportedly still "under investigation".
More than likely the second occurrence will trace back to the same node, and
in due time, appropriate action will be taken.

For the most part, Wayne's new policy has been met with overwhelming gratitude.
While there have been a couple of complainers, nearly 100% of sysops who have
been involved in WWIVNet for any length of time and who know the history behind
the entire chain of events that climaxed with this decision have given their
resounding approval to Wayne's decision.

Planning is currently underway to create an encryption method to prevent anyone
other than the NC from being able to send out 20/0 messages, and have
unauthorized 20/0 messages stripped from net packets at the first network1.exe
they hit. It is hoped by more than a few people that other unauthorized message
types will be stripped as well, including those outlined by Wayne's interim
policy.

Stripping all unauthorized message types from network packets will solve 
several problems. First, it will alleviate the need for any sort of
disciplinary structure to be put in place by Wayne. Such a structure would be
nearly impossible to enforce. Second, it would render null the forging of
packets that has already occurred since the policy was put in place. For
instance, if I got mad at Filo and wanted to try to get him into trouble I
could simply generate and unauthorized packet and make it look like it came
from @4000. With network1.exe stripping the forged message from the packet, it
would get killed at the first stop after it left my board. Third and perhaps
best of all, it would provide automatic enforcement of the ping policy.

The only major drawback to this method would be to offshoot networks whose NC
chooses to allow message types that are prohibited on WWIVNet. One possible
solution to this would be for Wayne to make available two separate versions of
network1.exe- one for WWIVNet that only allows legal packet types, and one
that remains in it's current form, allowing all packet types to flow through.
This would seem to me to be the best solution. It would require no additional
programing as the current network1.exe could be used for offshoot networks,
and the WWIVNet network1.exe would simply have the extra function and function
call in the source code to remove the illegal packets. Since Wayne uses modular
programming structure, the wide-open network1.exe could be the one used to
write the upgrades, then after all the improvements are made to the code, the
extra ping-stopping/stripping functions could be added in.

Another, simpler solution would be to have the major mail servers in WWIVNet
use Netprobe to strip out the illegal packets. This would be far less work on
Wayne's part, but may not be as effective in removing all the illegally sent
packets.

Whichever solution is taken, the WWIV News Staff goes on record, as have the
vast majority of others, in total support of the decision to prohibit pings
and other extraneous, self-serving packets in WWIVNet by anyone other than the
Network Coordinator.


                    -=��


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           ӠRunning OS/2 and Windows 95 on One Computer Ӎ
           Ӡ          By Pug (WWIVnet [email protected])          Ӎ
           Dńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńٍ


This is for anyone who wishes to install Windows 95 on their computer, but
doesn't want to give up OS/2 in the process.

According to the Windows 95 installation, you will lose your ability to boot
OS/2 after installing it.  This is untrue!  Win95 overwrites the boot sector,
but it doesn't delete OS/2, or stop you from using it.  I was somewhat nervous
about installing Windows 95, but now I have it co-existing peacefully with
OS/2 on the same drive.

I have two partitions on my 850 MB hard drive - one HPFS and one FAT.  OS/2
is installed on the HPFS partition, and, before I installed Win95, DOS was
installed on the FAT partition.  I use OS/2's Boot Manager to switch between
operating systems.  The Windows 95 installation claims to overwrite the boot
sector and make OS/2 inaccessible -- this is only partially true.

When I finally had enough free time to deal with any problems that might
arise, I booted to DOS and ran the Windows 95 installation program.  At the
first reboot during installation, I saw that the boot sector had indeed been
overwritten, boot manager was gone, and Windows 95 was booting.  After
completing the installation, I stuck in the first OS/2 boot disk (the ones for
installing the operating system) and rebooted.  I waited for it to load, then
inserted the second disk.  I chose the "Advanced Installation" option. When I
came up to the point where there is an option to install on drive C: or choose
another drive, I went to the "Specify a different drive or partition" option,
which runs OS/2 Fdisk.  I deleted the Boot Manager partition, and immediately
re-created it.  All the settings had been saved, so I didn't have to set it up
again.

I rebooted the machine.  Boot Manager came up!  It still had my old options on
it, I could boot "DOS", "Linux" (I have Linux on another drive), or "OS/2".  I
chose OS/2.  OS/2 booted fine, no files were lost, and everything worked the
same as before.  No problems whatsoever!  Afterwards, I rebooted and tried
"DOS".  Windows 95 was now on that partition, and that's what booted.  Once
again, no problems whatsoever.

That's the way I handled it.  However, I know many people use dual boot rather
than boot manager.  This is even easier!  After the Windows 95 installation is
done, go to a command prompt and type:

boot /OS2 /N
(the /N is so it doesn't immediately reboot the machine)

Immediately shut down Windows 95 after this.  Next time it reboots, it should
load OS/2.  If you want to get back to Win95, just type:

boot /DOS /N

Shut down, and Windows 95 should boot.

Now I will mention a few things that can and can't be done with your new OS/2
& Win95 setup.  If you have the fullpack version of OS/2, rather than the
Win-OS/2 version, you will lose your OS/2 Windows support.  Win95 will have
overwritten the Windows 3.1 files, and OS/2 won't be able to find them. To
remedy this problem, install a new bare-bones copy of Windows 3.1 on your
drive in a directory other than the one Windows 95 is in.  Then re-install the
Windows support files in OS/2.

A useful tip is to put a TSR to read your HPFS partition in the Windows 95
AUTOEXEC.BAT file.  There are at least a dozen of these, and can be found on
almost any BBS that features OS/2 support.  Most of these TSRs will allow you
to read your HPFS partition, and I've heard that there are even some that will
write the partition, but I've never seen one, nor do I suggest using one like
that.  OS/2 should be the only thing that has write access to the HPFS
partition, as anything else could do damage to it.

Once a TSR (or device driver) for HPFS access is installed, Windows 95 will
recognize your HPFS partition, and you'll be able to navigate it with the GUI
as well as from command prompt.

Something else that can be done is to create a Windows 95 boot disk, and use
the "DOS from drive A:" option provided in OS/2.  I'm not sure how useful this
is, but it will allow you to access the Windows 95 command prompt (aka DOS 7)
from within OS/2.  I have not been able to make the Win95 GUI load from OS/2,
if anyone figures out how, this information would be much appreciated.

If you have any tips or comments, I can be reached at [email protected] on WWIVnet,
[email protected] on the Internet, or at my BBS, Sorcerer's Isle:
(719)-522-1396, (719)-522-1394.

                   -=��

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           Ӡ             The GC's Corner                Ӎ
           Ӡ     Notes from the Group Coordinators      Ӎ
           Ӡ              A Compilation                 Ӎ
           Dńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńٍ

Through an oversight on my part (I forgot to send out the request in time),
there is no commentary from the GC's in this issue. A number of them have
asked me to express their sincere wishes to each of you for a happy, safe, and
joyous holiday season.

                    -=��

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           Ӡ                  OpSys Wars                Ӎ
           Ӡ          Compiled by Sam ([email protected])          Ӎ
           Dńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńńٍ


"IBM Throws in the Towel on OS/2"

Recently, there have been rumors floating around that IBM intended to drop it's
support for OS/2. Instead of blindly following the rumors, as many people
apparently chose to do, I called IBM to find out the truth. Being an OS/2 user
myself, I had a vested interest in getting to the bottom of these allegations.

After talking to IBM, my suspicions were confirmed. The rumors circulating
around about the demise of OS/2 were just that- unsubstantiated rumors being
circulated by misinformed people who did not care enough about the truth to
confirm it prior to repeating it.

Here is the official word from Lou Gerstner, Chairman of IBM, and the man who
was misquoted on August 1st by the New York Times:

"In today's edition [August 1, 1995] of the New York Times there was an
article that misinterpreted statements regarding OS/2 I had made at a meeting
with securities analysts yesterday. My statements were regarding the fact that
OS/2 is the market leader in enterprise and commercial accounts and that IBM's
primary OS/2 focus is to maintain that leadership.  The consumer and
stand-alone desktop markets for OS/2 are growing but are secondary to our
emphasis on robust line-of-business client/server applications for our
enterprise customers.

OS/2 is one of the cornerstones of the IBM software strategy.  We remain
committed to its success.

Louis V. Gerstner, Jr."

                   -=��

(The following is a non-objective viewpoint from a fellow OS/2 user regarding
the ever-present IBM vs MicroSoft debate. When I read the post, I asked his
permission to include it in this issue.)

Windows NT was the original MS plan to kill OS/2
Lockjaw The Ogre #1 @5555

MS and IBM worked together on OS/2 through its 1.x versions.  with the upgrade,
MS and IBM worked separately on the next two revisions of OS/2.  IBM worked on
a version for standalone and Workstation use, while MS worked on a version for
workstation and server (networking and security being the main differences).

MS decided that they liked the idea of the Presentation Manager on OS/2 1.3 so
much, they redesigned their windows 2.x product to be more like it and called
it Windows 3.0.  changing Desktop Manager to Program Manager, and making a few
other cosmetic changes in the interface, they ported it over to be a shell run
on top of DOS.

it worked, somewhat, but well enough that MS brought out Windows 3.1 as an
upgrade and took over the market pretty well over time.

MS realized they had a name product here, that would probably sell better than
anything with the boring OS/2 name on it.  they announced that they officially
withdrew from the pact with IBM and would discontinue their work on OS/2.

here's the fun part.

MS renamed the product that they were working on as OS/2 to Windows NT.  IBM
brought out their version of OS/2.  it did very well.  MS talked about how NT
would be the be-all, end-all operating system that would replace Windows 3.11,
DOS, OS/2 and UNIX.  everyone would want it, and it would run everywhere.
Magazines picked up on it and announced how everyone's life would be affected
by Windows NT and how everyone would want to run it.  IBM garnered award after
award for OS/2 2.0 while MS talked about their future product.

IBM produced an upgrade to 2.1 of OS/2.  MS  declared that despite delays, they
still expected NT on every desktop real soon now.  IBM continued to garner
industry awards for OS/2 2.1.

OS/2 2.1 and Windows NT appeared in a head-to-head competition, at the Houston
Area PC User's Group.  OS/2 beat NT hands down, and MS (as well as the sales
rep) were made out to be fools by the crowd (great video).  IBM distributed a
video of the event, until MS asked that they not distribute the NT part.  IBM
then distributed everything BUT the NT parts, including questions asked to the
MS rep, but not the answers.

NT was (finally) released.  users failed to come out of the woodwork, as did
developers.  MS eventually decided that giving away copies was the best way to
entice people to use it (we got our copy), and gave away hundreds.

NT went through a major upgrade that multiplied its sales, yet still couldn't
bring the OS to its first one million copies.

in the meantime, MS had been working on another project, now considered to be
the OS/2 killer (because the last OS/2 killer project failed) called Chicago.

IBM released OS/2 Warp's first incarnation, and collected many industry awards,
often beating out the first OS/2 killer, NT.

MS finally releases Chicago, now called Windows 95 after IBM has released 4 of
the 5 flavors of OS/2 Warp (For Windows, Fullpack, Warp Connect for Windows,
Warp Connect Fullpack and Warp Server being the 5) and produces much fanfare.

first day sales for Windows 95 are phenomenal.  MS ships enough copies into the
channel to meet OS/2 sales thus far.  one month later, however, only 2.5 to 3
million copies have sold and retailers are complaining about unsold and
unsalable product, while OS/2 sales continue to grow.

That's the story thus far, including a description of what NT is as a product.

                  -=��

(I retrieved the following article from the Internet. Since I am not a regular
Windows 95 user, I was attempting to find some reports comparing Windows 95 and
OS/2 in an effort to help those who may be trying to decide between which 
32 bit operating system to purchase. Using Lycos, I searched for "WINDOWS and
WARP". This is the only article I was able to find that gave any sort of
side-by-side comparison of the two products. The article was written
approximately eight months *prior* to the official release date of Windows 95,
so some of it may be out of date, obsolete, or inaccurate, as MicroSoft may
have addressed some of the shortcomings pointed out in this article prior to
releasing Windows 95. I asked people in WWIVNet who I know use Windows 95 to
provide me with some information as to their praises or problems with Windows
95, but none of them responded. Perhaps by the next issue of WWIVNews I will
receive some input from Windows 95 users as to how it is working for them, and
possibly some tips, tricks, and trips they have encountered along the way.)


OS/2 Warp vs. Windows95

The following charts provide a summary of OS/2 and Windows 95 features,
including multitasking characteristics, application environments, and bundled
productivity tools.

OS/2 OS/2 Warp VS  Windows 95 on Architecture:

FEATURE                            OS/2 Warp         Windows 95

32-bit Window Management              Yes              No (1)
32-bit Graphics Subsystem             Yes              No (2)
32-bit Printing Subsystem             Yes              Yes
32-bit Multimedia Subsystem           Yes              Yes
32-bit Kernel                         Yes              Yes
Demand Paged Virtual Memory           Yes              Yes
HPFS Support                          Yes              No
Non-locking Input Queue (3)           Yes              No
  (Applications can keep running)

  (1)  USER is 16-bit, non-reentrant code
  (2)  50% of GDI calls are serviced by 16-bit, non-reentrant code
  (3)  OS/2 Warp, new version of OS/2, has an engine that will unlock
       the input queue if it is locked

OS/2 Warp VS. Windows 95 on Application Environments


FEATURE                             OS/2 Warp        Windows 95

16-bit OS/2 PM Applications           Yes              No
32-bit OS/2 PM Applications           Yes              No
Win32s Applications (Ver 1.0 & 1.1)   Yes              Yes
Preemptive Multitasking (4)           Yes              No
Win16 Application Support             Yes              Yes
Win16 Device Driver Support           Yes              Some (5)

  (4) See chart on multitasking comparison
  (5) Windows 3.x communications drivers need to be re-written

OS/2 Warp VS. Windows 95 on Multitasking Characteristics


FEATURE                             OS/2 Warp        Windows 95

Preemptive of 32-bit Os/2 and Win32s  Yes              No
     Version 1.1 applications
Preemptive of DOS Applications        Yes              Yes
Preemptive of Win16 Applications      Yes              No
Preemptive of mixed 16/32-bit         Yes              No (7)
     Applications
Multiple, Protected Win16 VDMs        Yes              No (8)
Crash Protection                      Yes              No (9)
Preemptive Multi-threading            Yes              Yes (10)

  (7)  16 & 32 Bit OS/2, Win16, and Win32S V1.1 applications
  (8)  WinMUTEX prohibits access to USER and portions of GDI
       when a Win16 application  is executing
  (9)  All 16-bit applications share a single address space - the
       System Virtual Machine (VM)
  (10) Key operating system code structures (USER and GDI) share
       the System VM address space with 16-bit applications

OS/2 Warp VS. Windows 95 on User Interface


FEATURE                              OS/2 Warp        Windows 95

Folder Work Areas                      Yes              No
Integration with operating SOM         Yes              No (11)
Launch Pad                             Yes              Yes
Drag & Drop Deletion                   Yes              No
Drag & Drop Faxing                     Yes              Yes
Drag & Drop Access Paths (change       Yes              No
  execution paths it will still work)
Object Type Templates                  Yes              No
Parent Folder Closing Options          Yes              No

  (11) Windows 95 shell components are not OLE 2.01 objects

OS/2 Warp VS. Windows 95 on Multimedia


FEATURE                              OS/2 Warp       Windows 95

Image Viewer                           Yes             No
Photo CD Support                       Yes             No
Autodesk Animation                     Yes             No
Play any Audio File from Internet      Yes             No
Audio/Video Synch Manager              Yes             No
MPEG Support                           Yes             Yes
32-bit Audio/Video Playback            Yes             Yes

OS/2 Warp VS. Windows 95 on Bundled Applications

FEATURE                              OS/2 Warp        Windows 95

Internet Access Tools                  Yes              No
    FTP                                Yes              No
    Telnet                             Yes              No
    Gopher                             Yes              No
    Newsreader                         Yes              No
    WEB Explorer                       Yes              No
CompuServe Front-End                   Yes              No
Word Processor                         Yes              No (12)
Spreadsheet                            Yes              No
Database                               Yes              No
Charting                               Yes              No
Report Writer                          Yes              No
Electronic Mail                        Yes              Yes
Image Viewer                           Yes              No
FAX                                    Yes              Yes
Phonebook                              Yes              No
Personal Information Mgr               Yes              No
Sys Info                               Yes              No
VideoIn                                Yes              No
Video Conferencing                     Yes              No

  (12) Windows 95 comes with a simple text editor, not a word processor

(Again, some of this may have changed since this article was written. If anyone
using Windows 95 would like to submit an article for the next issue that may be
more recent, I will gladly publish it.)

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[This was taken from an FAQ I picked up on the net. It is a rather large
      article, which I'm posting in parts over several newsletters.]

              = Virus Detection =
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What are the symptoms and indications of a virus infection?

Viruses try to spread as much as possible before they deliver their "payload",
but there can be symptoms of virus infection before this, and it is important
to use this opportunity to spot and eradicate the virus before any
destruction.

There are various kinds of symptoms which some virus authors have written into
their programs, such as messages, music and graphical displays.  However, the
main indications are changes in file sizes and contents, changing of interrupt
vectors or the reassignment of other system resources.  The unaccounted use of
RAM or a reduction in the amount known to be in the machine are important
indicators.  The examination of the code is valuable to the trained eye, but
even the novice can often spot the gross differences between a valid boot
sector and an infected one.  However, these symptoms, along with longer disk
activity and strange behavior from the hardware, can also be caused by genuine
software, by harmless "prank" programs, or by hardware faults.

The only foolproof way to determine that a virus is present is for an expert
to analyze the assembly code contained in all programs and system areas, but
this is usually impracticable.  Virus scanners go some way towards that by
looking in that code for known viruses; some will even try to use heuristic
means to spot viral code, but this is not always reliable.  It is wise to arm
yourself with the latest anti-viral software, but also to pay close attention
to your system; look particularly for any change in the memory map or
configuration as soon as you start the computer.  For users of DOS 5.0, the
MEM program with the /C switch is very handy for this.  If you have DRDOS, use
MEM with the /A switch; if you have an earlier version, use CHKDSK or the
commonly-available PMAP or MAPMEM utilities.  You don't have to know what all
the numbers mean, only that they change.  Mac users have "info" options that
give some indication of memory use, but may need ResEdit for more detail.


What steps should be taken in diagnosing and identifying viruses?

Most of the time, a virus scanner program will take care of that for you.
(Remember, though, that scanning programs must be kept up to date.  Also
remember that different scanner authors may call the same virus by different
names.  If you want to identify a virus in order to ask for help, it is best
to run at least two scanners on it and, when asking, say which scanners, and
what versions, gave the names.)  To help identify problems early, run it on
new programs and diskettes; when an integrity checker reports a mismatch, when
a generic monitoring program sounds an alarm; or when you receive an updated
version of a scanner (or a different scanner than the one you have been
using).  However, because of the time required, it is not generally advisable
to insert into your AUTOEXEC.BAT file a command to run a scanner on an entire
hard disk on every boot.

If you run into an alarm that the scanner doesn't identify, or doesn't
properly clean up for you, first verify that the version that you are using is
the most recent, and then get in touch with one of the reputable antivirus
researchers, who may ask you to send a copy of the infected file to him.


What is the best way to remove a virus?

In order that downtime be short and losses low, do the minimum that you must
to restore the system to a normal state, starting with booting the system from
a clean diskette.  It is very unlikely that you need to low-level reformat the
hard disk!

If backups of the infected files are available and appropriate care was taken
when making the backups, this is the safest solution, even though it requires
a lot of work if many files are involved.

More commonly, a disinfecting program is used.  If the virus is a boot sector
infector, you can continue using the computer with relative safety if you boot
it from a clean system diskette, but it is wise to go through all your
diskettes removing infection, since sooner or later you may be careless and
leave a diskette in the machine when it reboots.  Boot sector infections on
PCs can be cured by a two-step approach of replacing the MBR (on the hard
disk), either by using a backup or by the FDISK/MBR command (from DOS 5 and
up), then using the SYS command to replace the DOS boot sector.


What does the <insert name here> virus do?

If an anti-virus program has detected a virus on your computer, don't rush to
post a question to this list asking what it does.  First, it might be a false
positive alert (especially if the virus is found only in one file), and
second, some viruses are extremely common, so the question "What does the
Stoned virus do?" or "What does the Jerusalem virus do?" is asked here
repeatedly.  While this list is monitored by several anti-virus experts, they
get tired of perpetually answering the same questions over and over again.  In
any case, if you really need to know what a particular virus does (as opposed
to knowing enough to get rid of it), you will need a longer treatise than
could be given to you here.

For example, the Stoned virus replaces the disk's boot record with its own,
relocating the original to a sector on the disk that may (or may not) occur in
an unused portion of the root directory of a DOS diskette; when active, it
sits in an area a few kilobytes below the top of memory.  All this description
could apply to a number of common viruses; but the important points of where
the original boot sector goes - and what effect that has on networking
software, non-DOS partitions, and so on are all major questions in themselves.

Therefore, it is better if you first try to answer your question yourself.
There are several sources of information about the known computer viruses, so
please consult one of them before requesting information publicly.  Chances
are that your virus is rather well known and that it is already described in
detail in at least one of these sources.


What are "false positives" and "false negatives"?

A FALSE POSITIVE (or Type-I) error is one in which the anti-viral software
claims that a given file is infected by a virus when in reality the file is
clean.  A FALSE NEGATIVE (or Type-II) error is one in which the software fails
to indicate that an infected file is infected.  Clearly false negatives are
more serious than false positives, although both are undesirable.

It has been proven by Dr. Fred Cohen that every virus detector must have
either false positives or false negatives or both.  This is expressed by
saying that detection of viruses is UNDECIDABLE. However his theorem does not
preclude a program which has no false negatives and *very few* false positives
(e.g. if the only false positives are those due to the file containing viral
code which is never actually executed, so that technically we do not have a
virus).

In the case of virus scanners, false positives are rare, but they can arise if
the scan string chosen for a given virus is also present in some benign
programs because the string was not well chosen.  False negatives are more
common with virus scanners because scanners will miss a completely new or a
heavily modified virus.

One other serious problem could occur: A positive that is misdiagnosed (e.g.,
a scanner that detects the Empire virus in a boot record but reports it as the
Stoned).  In the case of a boot sector infector, use of a Stoned specific
"cure" to recover from the Empire could result in an unreadable disk or loss
of extended partitions.  Similarly, sometimes "generic" recovery can result in
unusable files, unless a check is made (e.g. by comparing checksums) that the
recovered file is identical to the original file.  Some more recent products
store information about the original programs to allow verification of
recovery processes.


Could an anti-viral program itself be infected?

Yes, so it is important to obtain this software from good sources, and to
trust results only after running scanners from a "clean" system. But there are
situations where a scanner appears to be infected when it isn't.

Most antiviral programs try very hard to identify only viral infections, but
sometimes they give false alarms.  If two different antiviral programs are
both of the "scanner" type, they will contain "signature strings" to identify
viral infections.  If the strings are not "encrypted", then they will be
identified as a virus by another scanner type program.  Also, if the scanner
does not remove the strings from memory after they are run, then another
scanner may detect the virus string "in memory".

Some "change detection" type antiviral programs add a bit of code or data to a
program when "protecting" it.  This might be detected by another "change
detector" as a change to a program, and therefore suspicious.

It is good practice to use more than one antiviral program.  Do be aware,
however, that antiviral programs, by their nature, may confuse each other.


Where can I get a virus scanner for my Unix system?

Basically, you shouldn't bother scanning for Unix viruses at this point in
time.  Although it is possible to write Unix-based viruses, we have yet to see
any instance of a non-experimental virus in that environment.  Someone with
sufficient knowledge and access to write an effective virus would be more
likely to conduct other activities than virus-writing.  Furthermore, the
typical form of software sharing in an Unix environment would not support
virus spread.

This answer is not meant to imply that viruses are impossible, or that there
aren't security problems in a typical Unix environment -- there are.  However,
true viruses are highly unlikely and would corrupt file and/or memory
integrity.  For more information on Unix security, see the book "Practical
Unix Security" by Garfinkel and Spafford, O'Reilly & Associates, 1991 (it can
be ordered via e-mail from [email protected]).

However, there are special cases for which scanning Unix systems for non-Unix
viruses does make sense.  For example, a Unix system which is acting as a file
server (e.g., PC-NFS) for PC systems is quite capable of containing PC file
infecting viruses that are a danger to PC clients. Note that, in this example,
the UNIX system would be scanned for PC viruses, not UNIX viruses.

Another example is in the case of a 386/486 PC system running Unix, since this
system is still vulnerable to infection by MBR infectors such as Stoned and
Michelangelo, which are operating system independent.  (Note that an infection
on such a Unix PC system would probably result in disabling the Unix disk
partition(s) from booting.)

In addition, a file integrity checker (to detect unauthorized changes in
executable files) on Unix systems is a very good idea.  (One free program
which can do this test, as well as other tests, is the COPS package, available
by anonymous FTP on cert.org.)  Unauthorized file changes on Unix systems are
very common, although they usually are not due to virus activity.


Why does my anti-viral scanner report an infection only sometimes?

There are circumstances where part of a virus exists in RAM without being
active:  If your scanner reports a virus in memory only occasionally, it could
be due to the operating system buffering disk reads, keeping disk contents
that include a virus in memory (harmlessly), in which case it should also find
it on disk.  Or after running another scanner, there may be scan strings left
(again harmlessly) in memory.  This is sometimes called a "ghost positive"
alert.


Is my disk infected with the Stoned virus?

Of course the answer to this, and many similar questions, is to obtain a good
virus detector.  There are many to choose from, including ones that will scan
diskettes automatically as you use them.  Remember to check all diskettes,
even non-system ("data") diskettes.

It is possible, if you have an urgent need to check a system when you don't
have any anti-viral tools, to boot from a clean system diskette, and use the
CHKDSK method to see if it is in memory, then look at the boot sector with a
disk editor.  Usually the first few bytes will indicate the characteristic far
jump of the Stoned virus; however, you could be looking at a perfectly good
disk that has been "inoculated" against the virus, or at a diskette that
seems safe but contains a totally different type of virus.

I think I have detected a new virus; what do I do?

Whenever there is doubt over a virus, you should obtain the latest versions of
several (not just one) major virus scanners. Some scanning programs now use
"heuristic" methods (F-PROT, CHECKOUT and SCANBOOT are examples), and
"activity monitoring" programs can report a disk or file as being possibly
infected when it is in fact perfectly safe (odd, perhaps, but not infected).
If no string-matching scan finds a virus, but a heuristic program does (or
there are other reasons to suspect the file, e.g., change in size of files)
then it is possible that you have found a new virus, although the chances are
probably greater that it is an odd-but-okay disk or file.  Start by looking in
recent VIRUS-L postings about "known" false positives, then contact the author
of the anti-virus software that reports it as virus-like; the documentation
for the software may have a section explaining what to do if you think you
have found a new virus.  Consider using the BootID or Checkout programs to
calculate the "hashcode" of a diskette in the case of boot sector infectors,
rather than send a complete diskette or "live" virus until requested.


CHKDSK reports 639K (or less) total memory on my system; am I infected?

If CHKDSK displays 639K for the total memory instead of 640K (655,360 bytes) -
so that you are missing only 1K - then it is probably due to reasons other
than a virus since there are very few viruses which take only 1K from total
memory.  Legitimate reasons for a deficiency of 1K include:

1) A PS/2 computer.  IBM PS/2 computers reserve 1K of conventional RAM for an
Extended BIOS Data Area, i.e. for additional data storage required by its
BIOS.

2) A computer with American Megatrends Inc. (AMI) BIOS, which is set up (with
the built-in CMOS setup program) in such a way that the BIOS uses the upper 1K
of memory for its internal variables.  (It can be instructed to use lower
memory instead.)

3) A SCSI controller.

4) The DiskSecure program.

5) Mouse buffers for older Compaqs.

If, on the other hand, you are missing 2K or more from the 640K, 512K, or
whatever the conventional memory normally is for your PC, the chances are
greater that you have a boot-record virus (e.g. Stoned, Michelangelo),
although even in this case there may be legitimate reasons for the missing
memory:

1) Many access control programs for preventing booting from a floppy.

2) H/P Vectra computers.

3) Some special BIOSes which use memory (e.g.) for a built-in calendar
and/or calculator.

However, these are only rough guides.  In order to be more certain
whether the missing memory is due to a virus, you should:

(1) run several virus detectors;

(2) look for a change in total memory every now and then;

(3) compare the total memory size with that obtained when cold booting from a
"clean" system diskette.  The latter should show the normal amount of total
memory for your configuration.

Note: in all cases, CHKDSK should be run without software such as MS-Windows
or DesqView loaded, since GUIs seem to be able to open DOS boxes only on whole
K boundaries (some seem to be even coarser); thus CHKDSK run from a DOS box
may report unrepresentative values.

Note also that some machines have only 512K or 256K instead of 640K of
conventional memory.


I have an infinite loop of sub-directories on my hard drive; am I infected?

Probably not.  This happens now and then, when something sets the "cluster
number" field of some subdirectory the same cluster as an upper-level (usually
the root) directory.  The /F parameter of CHKDSK, and any of various popular
utility programs, should be able to fix this, usually by removing the
offending directory.  *Don't* erase any of the "replicated" files in the odd
directory, since that will erase the "copy" in the root as well (it's really
not a copy at all; just a second pointer to the same file).

Next issue will deal with protecting against viruses.

                    -=��


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           ?               Type 2/0 Forum               ?
           ?            Edited by Sam ([email protected])          ?
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Have a comment?  Got a beef?  Wanna issue long-overdue kudos?  Here is the
for it!  Send your letters/comments/questions to Sam, [email protected], for publication
in WWIVNews.


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           ?          TO: Be or Not TO: Be              ?
           ?            By Dawg ([email protected]                 ?
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(The following email was submitted by Dawg ([email protected]))

Okay Sam, you asked for it. :)  Actually most of what follows I've voiced on
the various SysOp subs in response to not only Sam but many others who have
fought against the inclusion of a "TO:" field.  First and foremost I agree
with the number one point made by those people, "Email shouldn't be placed in
a public forum."  However, this is far from a perfect world, and WWIV is far
from the only software out there.  If WWIV is to achieve any market at all in
the Fido community (which is far bigger than WWIVnet could ever hope to be),
it must conform to the standards of the software that's already out there.
Does that mean those standards are the best?  Not hardly, but they are the
established standards, and WWIV/Wfido are the new kids on the block. You might
say, "why do I care if WWIV is Fido compatible?"  I asked the same question of
myself, I don't run Fido, so why do I care?  I care because it will further
the development of WWIV.  If WSS reaches a point that it's no longer making
money developing WWIV, does anyone actually think they'll continue to work on
it?  I might point out something that Frank Reid mentioned that I did see as a
good point.  There are occasions that "public email" can serve a good purpose.
 The C Programming echo is very high volume on Fidonet. If I have a specific
question regarding some code I could post my query there and allow someone to
answer me in public.  Yes the answer could've been emailed, but what if I'm
not the only one with that question?  The answer could be benefiting many
people, yet with the volume on the echo if it's not "TO" me I might not ever
see it.  How many times do you think JAFO or the Asylum group answers the same
question(s) in email?  I know I've had it happen quite a bit and none of my
mods/programs are nearly as popular as what they've written.  A suggestion
from Andy Stewart (aka Unca Scrooge, author of the many Dreamware doors), over
a year ago was to implement the "TO" field on Fido message bases only.  Would
be extremely easy for Wayne to implement and should make everyone happy.  If
you aren't running any Fido type networks, you don't have to worry about it,
but the support is there in case you do.  Can anyone give me a good reason not
to do this?  WFIDO is already being distributed in the accessory packs, so why
do Fido halfway?  This to me is a great way to solve things.  Will it happen?
Only time will tell, but from this perspective it seems like good business for
WSS to me.

                  -==-

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           ?          Future WWIV Upgrades              ?
           ?        By Pug (WWIVnet [email protected])            ?
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        Most WWIV sysops agree that WWIV needs to catch up with the rest of the BBS
industry in order to become a major product.  However, WWIV always seems one
step behind.  After finally receiving a RIP interface, almost a year after
most other BBS software supported RIP, the interface was buggy and didn't work
very well.  WWIV still has very limited Internet capability, and NGTRANS
doesn't even have UUCP support.

        WWIV has always been somewhat "behind the times."  A new release, very soon,
with new & improved menus & prompts, a good RIP interface, a built-in
full-screen editor, as well as better support for Frontdoor would do WWIV
wonders.  I have almost no doubt that WWIV will eventually get these things,
but probably not for a couple more years.  It needs them now!  By the time
WWIV actually receives the updates necessary, there will be a dozen more out
there that it doesn't have yet.

        Take a look at any other good BBS software, such as Wildcat.  All of them
have built-in full screen editors.  We have WWIVEdit, a decent editor in all
respects, but it has to be downloaded separately.  It's also not
multitasker-friendly yet.  I think WWIVEdit should be incorporated directly
into WWIV, and if that's not possible, at least distributed with WWIV, already
set up in INIT.

        Filo's menus have become somewhat old.  The menus aren't all that bad, but
compared to some of today's better ones, they aren't much to look at.  The
color selection isn't very pretty, either.  WWIV needs new menus. WWIV also
needs better capability to incorporate ANSI menus rather than just heart-code
ones.  Sure, ANSI menus can be used in WWIV, but how successfully? Scrolling
goes beserk.  The menus don't pause properly.  I've asked Random if he plans
to add a fix for this in the future, but the answer was that it was too
difficult.  At the very least, a feature should be added to incorporate the
30-40 extra pausescr()'s required if you're using ANSI menus.  It could be
toggled by an "ANSI_MENUS" variable in WWIV.INI.  This would even allow
unregistered sysops to use external ANSI menus properly.

        I'm only going to briefly touch upon RIP.  It's widely known that hardly
anyone is happy with the way RIP turned out.  Problems I've had include it not
detecting remote menus for those with less than 9600 baud modems, crashes
happening even after installing 4.24a, ugly menus, and ANSI scattered around.
It is my opinion that the ANSI prompts shouldn't be visible in RIP mode.  I
know the prompts are there to let users see what sub/dir they're currently in,
but can't WSS figure out a way to do this with RIP?

        There is also the Internet issue.  With the release of NGTRANS, some say that
WWIV has Internet capability.  Perhaps it does, but most sysops prefer to use
UUCP, which NGTRANS doesn't have support for.  Right now I'm using the Waffle
BBS software to do Internet dial-outs, and then W-UUCP to transfer data with
Waffle.  This was one heck of a pain in the butt to set up, but it works
better for me than NGTRANS, and the setup is FREE, not $100 like NGTRANS.
It's my personal belief that WWIV needs software with full UUCP capabilities,
perhaps this should be added to NGTRANS.

        Last, but definitely not least, WWIV needs a way to edit keys from WWIV.INI
or something similar.  I know a lot of new sysops are turned off by the way
WWIV needs to be registered and recompiled to change ONE simple key on the
main menu.  If there were a way to change the functions of keypresses, it
would be a big plus.  An idea I had is something like this:

O = LOGOFF
G = GFILES

could be changed to:

O = GFILES
G = LOGOFF

This would be MUCH more flexible!  Doors could even be added to the main menu
in ways like:

G = EXT("C:\WWIV\LOGOFF.EXE");

The format I show here is just an idea, but I think it could work.

        If you like any of these ideas, e-mail someone at WSS today and push to have
WWIV upgraded soon!  Let's have WWIV be a mainstream BBS for once, rather than
second best!

                    -==-

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           ?          Filo's Mod of the Month           ?
           ?             by Filo ([email protected])               ?
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The Mod of the Month is selected by Filo and represents his choice of what
appears to be the most promising mod posted during the past month on Mod Net
(subtype 2370). UUencoded mods are not considered for selection as part of the
mod of the month due to the difficulty of including them in the WWIVnews. Mods
which involve the use of related files such as ENHANCE.C, or any of the
various COMMON type files are also not considered due to the amount of space
required to include them here.  Many of these mods have NOT been tested by
Filo and are selected based on their description as a promising, practical
mod.

This month's selection is written by Papa Bear.

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?Mod Name: SPV-005C.MOD     Mod Authors: Pƒpƒ ?ƒr ([email protected])        ?
?Difficulty: 껐같같같같     First .... [12/04/92]                           ?
?WWIV Version: 4.24/a       Last ..... [11/13/95]                           ?
?Files Affected: MMENU.C LILO.C FCNS.H                                      ?
?Description: Ask first and second time callers if they wanna delete their  ?
?own accounts after getting a quick look about the BBS...                   ?
?ALSO: Adds /G for fast logoff. (Some of my users prefer that way...)       ?
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?StarPort Valhalla [   ]   -     ASV 28.8kbps  Home of the SPV mod series!  ?
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             >>> OFFICIAL WWIV SUPPORT SITE! <<<

 Word of Warning:  You installed it, you're responsible! Make back?ps BEFORE
 attempting to install this modification!  Read all text before beginning.
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 LEGEND:
 ==  Original code      [use this to search on]
 ++  Add thes lines     [mods ALWAYS add stuff, don't they?]
 --  Remove these lines [either comment out, or delete altogether]
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 LONG DESCRIPTION: This one's kinda obvious.  If a person doesn't like what
they see about your BBS, well, then, they can delete their own accounts. Helps
keep your user list "uncluttered" by keeping the "one time callers only"
people outta there!
 "B" revision:
 o Updated code for WWIV version 4.24
 "C" revision:
 o More code streamlining.
 o Added /G for fast logoff

 To upgrade: Replace function in STEP 1, redo STEPS 3, 4 and 5
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 STEP 1:  Add this function to the end of LILO.C

// SPV-005C.MOD BLOCK COPY START
void call_again(int mode)
{
  char stemp[81];

  if (numbatchdl!=0) {
    nl();
    outstr(get_string(1324));
    if (ny())
      batchdl(1);
  }
  if (!mode) {
    nl();
    prt(5,get_string(28));
    helpl=12;
    if (!yn())
      return;
  }
  write_inst(INST_LOC_LOGOFF,0,INST_FLAGS_NONE);
  if (thisuser.logons<3) {
    outchr(12);
    printfile("CALLAGAN.MSG");
    if (ny()) {
      deluser(usernum);
      sprintf(stemp,"2%s6 chose to delete their account.0",
         nam(&thisuser,usernum));
      sysoplog(stemp);
      ssm(1,0,stemp);
    }
  }
  if (!mode) {
    outchr(12);
    if (rip_on())
      random_screen("goodbye");
    outstr(get_string(29));
    pl(ctim(timer()-timeon));
#ifdef RIPDRIVE
    rd_coff();
#endif
    existprint(get_string(1036));
  }
  hangup=1;
}
// SPV-005C.MOD BLOCK COPY END

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STEP 2: Make a file in the GFILES directory, and call it CALLAGAN.MSG/.ANS
    Mine looks like this:

1       Since you've had a small chance to look around the BBS, I'd like0
1   to know if you want to delete this account. (This question is only asked0
1 on your first and second calls ONLY.  After that, we stop bugging you. <G>)0

5       ENTER=NO -- I'd like to keep this account.  I'll call back soon!0
6        Y=YES and means account deletion.  I don't wish to call back.0
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STEP 3 : Open up MMENU.C.  Replace the entire case 'O': with this

// SPV-005C *REMOVE THIS BLOCK*
--      case 'O':
--        if (numbatchdl!=0) {
--          nl();
--          outstr(get_string(1324));
--          if (ny())
--            batchdl(1);
--        }
--        nln(2);
--        prt(5,get_string(28));
--        helpl=12;
--        if (yn()) {
--          write_inst(INST_LOC_LOGOFF,0,INST_FLAGS_NONE);
--          outchr(12);
--          if (rip_on())
--            random_screen("goodbye");
--          outstr(get_string(29));
--          pl(ctim(timer()-timeon));
--#ifdef RIPDRIVE
--          rd_coff();
--#endif
--          existprint(get_string(1036));
--          hangup=1;
--        }
--        break;
// SPV-005C *REMOVE THIS BLOCK*
++      case 'O':                                                 // SPV-005C
++        call_again(0);                                          // SPV-005C
++        break;                                                  // SPV-005C

You'll find case 'O': twice, make sure to replace both.
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STEP 4: Replace the /O command block in *both* void mainmenu(void) void
    dlmainmenu(void) with this one:  (two replacements will be made)!

// SPV-005C *REMOVE THIS BLOCK*
--  if (strcmp(s,"/O")==0) {
--    if (numbatchdl!=0) {
--      nl();
--      outstr(get_string(1324));
--      if (ny())
--        batchdl(1);
--      hangup=1;
--    } else
--      hangup=1;
--  }
// SPV-005C *REMOVE THIS BLOCK*
++  if ((strcmp(s,"/O")==0) || (strcmp(s,"/G")==0))               // SPV-005C
++    call_again(1);                                              // SPV-005C

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STEP 5 : Add the following line to FCNS.H

== /* File: lilo.c */

== void getuser(void);
== void logon(void);
== void logoff(void);
++ void call_again(int mode);                                     // SPV-005C

Close FCNS.H
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STEP 6 : RECOMPILE THAT WHOLE PUPPY!
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  As always, if you need help, hollar.  If you're using this mod, hollar.

    This mod is copyright 1992-1995 by Tracy Baker, aka Papa Bear, and is
 distributed as freeware.  Permission is granted to distribute and post this
   mod on BBS systems and online services, provided no alterations are made
  (removal of message headers/taglines allowed).  This mod may contain some
  parts of WWIV source code, which is copyright 1988?994 by Wayne Bell and
    licensed only to registered users of WWIV.  Use of WWIV source without
     registration constitutes a license violation and could lead to legal
            prosecution and certain doom.
   Shareware distributors and CD?OM publishers may not distribute this mod
 without express written permission of the Author or WWIV Software Services.

                    -==-

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[Got a letter for Abby? Send it to me, and I'll see that she gets it, and that
your letter along with her response get published in the next WWIVNews!]


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           ?          Technical Section Help            ?
               ?            Help with OS/2                  ?
           ?               Sam ([email protected])                 ?
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(While surfing the Net, I came across an FAQ that contained many useful tips
and tricks for working with OS/2. I have included the ones I think will be
most-helpful for WWIV Sysops. I am in hopes that some people using Windows 95
will be able to submit a similar article for the next issue of WWIVNews.)

This section covers tips and tricks which affect the system in general.

Topics in this section:

Keeping applications from restarting at boot
Shutting down without a mouse
Rebooting from the command line
Finding settings for original objects
Controlling order of execution in Startup folder
Backing up the *.ini files
Removing device drivers for better performance
Speeding up some IDE drives
Getting memory back from unused caches
Dealing with OS/2 !! SYS messages on boot
Restoring last desktop backup
Viewing *.inf files more conveniently
Using less memory for DOS images
Booting OS/2 in full-screen mode
Completing shutdown
Adjusting your swap file
Loading a DOS device driver into high memory
Fixing "locked" INI files
Determining if you have a buffered UART in your computer
Viewing the Nowhere subdirectory
Backing up INI files in the background
Caching your cdrom drive
Resetting Boot Manager to have no default partition
Booting DOS from a C: partition within OS/2
Resetting the boot record


- Keeping applications from restarting at boot

 - When OS/2 is started, it automatically opens applications which were open
   during the last OS/2 session.  To keep applications from restarting on
   boot, you can use either the manual or automatic method.

   - Prevent restarting manually:

    - To prevent applications from restarting during boot, hold down the Ctrl,
      left Shift, and F1 keys at the same time, beginning when the mouse
      pointer appears until the icons begin appearing on the desktop. If you
      find that disk activity stops, you may have to release the keys and then
      quickly hold them down again.

   - Prevent restarting automatically:

    - Placing the line

    SET RESTARTOBJECTS=STARTUPFOLDERSONLY,REBOOTONLY

      into your CONFIG.SYS file will prevent any applications which had been
      open in the last session from opening, but will allow programs in the
      Startup folder to open. (this line may be order-dependent on some
      systems).


- Shutting down without a mouse

 - To shut OS/2 down without a mouse, press Ctrl-Esc to bring up the Window
   List, choose the Desktop, press the Spacebar to deselect any icons, press
   Shift-F10 to pop up the Desktop's menu, choose Shutdown.


- Rebooting from the command line

 - To reboot OS/2 down from the command line, type SETBOOT /B  Note: this
   method only works with Boot Manager installed. If you are not using the
   Boot Manager, type SETBOOT /IBD:&lt;drive&gt; where &lt;drive&gt; is the
   letter of the drive or partition to which you wish to boot.


- Finding settings for original objects

 - The settings for all of the objects which were created upon installation of
   your OS/2 system are contained in the INI.RC file, located in the \OS2 sub-
   directory.  Those handy with REXX and the external REXX utils can use the
   information contained in the INI.RC file to rebuild the original OS/2
   objects.

- Controlling order of execution in Startup folder

 - You can control the order in which objects in your Startup folder execute.
   Open the Startup folder in either Flowed or Non-flowed view. Drag objects
   or their shadows into the Startup Folder in the order you want them to
   execute.

- Backing up the *.ini files

 - Much of your system's customization is stored in two files, OS2.INI and
   OS2SYS.INI.  To back up these important files, add the following line to the
   beginning of your CONFIG.SYS:

   CALL=&lt;drive1&gt;:\OS2\XCOPY.EXE &lt;drive2&gt;:\OS2\OS*.INI
   &lt;drive3&gt;:\&lt;path&gt;

   where

   &lt;drive1&gt; is the letter of the drive in which XCOPY.EXE is found,
   &lt;drive2&gt; is the letter of the drive in which the *.ini files are
   found, and &lt;drive3&gt; is the letter of the drive in which you would
   like to locate the backups of the *.ini files

   Note: The 2.11 CSD adds the System attribute to OS2.INI and OS2SYS.INI. In
   order for this tip to work, you should use XCOPY's /T /R /O switches at the
   end of the CALL command above.

- Removing device drivers for better performance
  (contributed by Jack Tan)

 - If you aren't using the DOS subsystem, you can improve performance by re-
   moving DOS-specific device drivers from loading in your CONFIG.SYS (they
   generally begin with the letter V).  The same applies to Win-OS/2, HPFS,
   CD-ROM drivers as well.

- Speeding up some IDE drives
  (contributed by Jack Tan)

 - Try adding switches to the BASEDEV=IBM1S506.ADD line:

   BASEDEV=IBM1S506.ADD /A:0 /U:0 /SMS

   and use /V to see if the /SMS works (/V = verbose).  This is supposed to
   speed up IDE drives that support this feature; otherwise, it will be
   ignored. (note: the switches above affect the first drive on the first
   adapter in the system -- for more information on the switches, search for
   "basedev" in your online OS/2 Command Reference)

- Getting memory back from unused caches
  (from the OS/2 2.1 Technical Reference)

 - You can increase available resources by disabling unused caches.  If you are
   running an HPFS-only system, remove (or REM) the DISKCACHE line in your
   CONFIG.SYS file.  Similarly, if you are running a FAT-only system, remove
   (or REM) the IFS=&lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\HPFS.IFS line in your CONFIG.SYS.


- Dealing with OS/2 !! SYS messages on boot
  (contributed by Jack Tan)

 - The error message: OS/2 !! SYS01475
              OS/2 !! SYS02027
   means that the system files can't be found.  Try removing any diskettes from
   the disk drives.  If this message appears when trying to boot from a hard
   disk, use SYSINSTX to restore the OS/2 system files.


- Restoring last desktop backup
  (contributed by Jack Tan)

 - To make the Alt-F1 trick restore your last desktop backup instead of the
   (ugly) default, replace the CONFIG.SYS, OS2.INI, and OS2SYS.INI in
   \OS2\INSTALL with the files from your last backup.  Make sure to save the
   original files in \OS2\INSTALL before replacing them.


- Viewing *.inf files more conveniently
  (contributed by Jack Tan)

 - Here are two tips to make viewing OS/2 *.inf files more convenient:
   1. Put several INF files together using a plus sign.  On the command line
   (or 'Parameters' field of the settings notebook), enter something such as:

    e.g., &lt;drive&gt;:\BOOKS\FILE1.INF+&lt;drive&gt;:\BOOKS\FILE2.INF+
    &lt;drive&gt;:\BOOKS\FILE3.INF.

    The pathnames aren't necessary if the file is in a directory specified by
    the HELP environmental variable.

    2. You can assign the book names to an environmental variable:

    e.g., SET FILE=&lt;drive&gt;:\BOOKS\FILE1.INF+&lt;drive&gt;:\BOOKS\FILE2.IN
F+
    &lt;drive&gt;:\BOOKS\FILE3.INF

    and execute VIEW.EXE using the variable name (e.g., VIEW FILE).

- Using less memory for DOS images

 - When you load a DOS image file (Virtual Machine Boot, or VMB), the entire
   diskette image is loaded into memory.  Since the files on the DOS image
   diskette don't take up much room themselves, much of the memory used for the
   diskette is wasted.  Therefore, in order to regain memory when loading the
   specific DOS session, try using double-density diskettes to make your DOS
   images, instead of high-density diskettes.


- Booting OS/2 in full-screen mode

 - You can boot OS/2 in full-screen mode, and still retain Presentation Manager
   support for multiple sessions:

   Change:

   SET RUNWORKPLACE=&lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\PMSHELL.EXE in your CONFIG.SYS file

   to:

   SET RUNWORKPLACE=&lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\CMD.EXE /FS

   where &lt;drive&gt; is the drive on which OS/2 resides. Create the file
   STARTUP.CMD in your OS/2 boot drive's root directory. STARTUP.CMD should
   contain the following lines:

   @ECHO OFF
   START /FS
   EXIT


- Completing shutdown

 -If shutdown seems to "hang" at the first shutdown message box, this trick
  sometimes works. Press the Ctrl-Esc keys. Wait for about a minute. In many
  cases, a dialog box will pop up telling you that the Workplace Shell isn't
  responding to system requests, and will give you the choice of clicking on
  Enter to end the application, or Cancel. Click on the Enter box.  The
  shutdown usually proceeds normally.


- Adjusting your swap file

 -If you have disk space to spare, you can adjust the default startup size of
  your swap file (SWAPPER.DAT) to improve system performance. The default
  startup size of SWAPPER.DAT is set in your CONFIG.SYS file with the line:

  SWAPPATH=&lt;drive&gt;:\&lt;path&gt; &lt;minfree&gt; &lt;swapsize&gt;

  where &lt;swapsize&gt; is the default startup size of SWAPPER.DAT. To adjust
  the startup size for better performance, monitor the size of the SWAPPER.DAT
  over the course of a normal day's work.  A third-party utility for monitoring
  swap file size makes this task a bit easier. Note the maximum size that
  SWAPPER.DAT reaches during normal usage. Change the &lt;swapsize&gt;
  parameter of SWAPPATH to reflect at least the maximum swap file size you
  noted (&lt;swapsize&gt; is measured in kilobytes). A word of caution: You
  MUST have enough free drive space to use this tip.  If the size of the
  &lt;swapsize&gt; parameter violates the amount needed for the &lt;minfree&gt;
  parameter, your system will not boot.


- Loading a DOS device driver into high memory
  (contributed by Xavier Caballe)

 - In order to load a DOS device driver into high memory in a particular DOS
   Session:

   Open the settings notebook for the DOS object.
   Choose the Session tab.</li>
   Click on the DOS Settings button.</li>
   Highlight the DOS_DEVICE setting.</li>
   Add 'SIZE=0' (without quotes) before the path and filename for the device
   driver to load in high memory. For example:

   SIZE=0 C:\OS2\MDOS\ANSI.SYS

   In this example, the ANSI.SYS will be loaded in the high memory area (if
   available).

- Fixing "locked" INI files
  (contributed by Jack Tan)

 - If your INI files (OS2.INI and OS2SYS.INI) stop saving system changes, they
   may have been marked read-only.  To reset the read-only attribute, change to
   your \OS2 subdirectory. Type attrib -r os2*.ini at an OS/2 command prompt.
   You may have to shutdown and reboot. Note: if using OS/2 2.0, you may have
   to boot OS/2 from your installation floppies in order to reset the
   attributes.

- Determining if you have a buffered UART in your computer

 - A buffered UART (such as the 16550AF chip) is often necessary for error-free
   serial communications in a multitasking environment. To determine if your
   computer has a buffered UART, open an OS/2 command line session. Type

   MODE COM<i>x</i>

   where x is the number of the serial port you wish to check. A list of cur-
   rent settings for the serial port should appear. If the line

   BUFFER=N/A

   appears, you do not have a buffered UART.  If the BUFFER line contains any-
   thing other than N/A, you have a buffered UART.


- Viewing the Nowhere subdirectory

  - Note: this trick does not appear to work in OS/2 Warp. Ever wonder what the
    subdirectory called Nowhere on your OS/2 boot drive is?  The Nowhere sub-
    directory is a place where transient objects are stored. Since each dir-
    ectory represents a folder, you can view the Nowhere directory, and watch
    object appear and disappear in it. Bring up the desktop's popup menu by
    clicking once on the desktop with mouse button 2. Choose Find. In the entry
    box next to "Folder:" type

    &lt;drive&gt;:\

    where &lt;drive&gt; is the letter of the drive on which OS/2 is installed.
    Click on the Find button.  All of the objects in the root directory of your
    OS/2 drive should appear in a folder. Open the folder named "Nowhere."
    (Note: you may have to open it in Icon view via its popup menu, depending
    on how your system defaults are set.) You should see some objects in your
    open Nowhere folder. Caution: Do not manipulate any of the objects in the
    Nowhere folder!  Simply observe! Try opening and closing folders on your
    desktop; you should see objects appear and disappear from the Nowhere
    folder. When you are done watching the Nowhere folder, close it, then feel
    free to delete the Find Results folder, since the objects in it are only
    shadows, not the actual objects.

- Backing up INI files in the background
  (contributed by Jorge Omar)

 - If you would like to backup your OS2.INI and OS2SYS.INI files in the back-
   ground during the boot process, create an OS/2 batch file named BACKINI.CMD:

   ATTRIB -S &lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\OS2*.INI
   COPY &lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\*.BK1 &lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\*.BK2
   COPY &lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\OS2*.INI &lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\*.BK1
   ATTRIB +S &lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\OS2*.INI

   where &lt;drive&gt; is the drive on which OS/2 resides. Note: the ATTRIB
   command is only needed for systems running OS/2 2.11 and higher. Open the
   Templates folder. Drag off a program template and place it into the Startup
   folder.  A Settings notebook should open. In the Path and File name box,
   fill in the necessary information for BACKINI.CMD. Click on the Session tab.
   Place a checkmark next to Start Minimized. Close the Settings notebook. A
   variation of the above BACKINI.CMD uses XCOPY switches rather than using
   ATTRIB to reset the System attribute. BACKINI.CMD:

   XCOPY &lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\*.BK1 &lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\*.BK1 /T /R /O
   XCOPY &lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\OS2*.INI &lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\*.BK1

   Note: the files OS2.BK1, OS2.BK2, OS2SYS.BK1, OS2SYS.BK1 must exist in
   &lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\ before this will run!


- Caching your cdrom drive

 - You can adjust the read cache for your cdrom drive.  In your CONFIG.SYS, you
   can add a switch to the end of the cdrom IFS line:

   IFS=&lt;drive&gt;:\OS2\CDFS.IFS /C:&lt;number&gt;

   where &lt;drive&gt; is the drive on which CDFS.IFS is located,
   &lt;number&gt; is the number of 64K segments used for the cache.  The de-
   fault is 2, or 128K (2 x 64K = 128K).

- Resetting Boot Manager to have no default partition
  (contributed by Jack Tan)

 - Boot Manager can boot to the partition from which the system was last
   started, but once you select a default partition from which to boot in
   Boot Manager, you lose the ability.  To reset Boot Manager so that it has no
   default value, issue the following command at an OS/2 prompt:

   SETBOOT /0:


- Booting DOS from a C: partition within OS/2

 - You can create a Virtual Machine Boot to boot real DOS from the C:
   partition, rather than the typical floppy boot if you are running a Boot
   Manager system with real DOS on the primary (C:) paritition.  Point the
   Virtual Mahcine Boot at the C: partition by setting DOS_STARTUP_DRIVE to C:.
   OS/2 must be installed on a logical drive.


- Resetting the boot record
  (contributed by Jack Tan)

 - If your boot record should become damaged, you can reset your boot record
   by typing the following at an OS/2 prompt:

   FDISK /NEWMBR

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           ?                 Classified                 ?
           ?                    Ads                     ?
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A new feature here in WWIVNews is the Classified Ads Department. It's a place
where utility authors can let everyone know about their most-recent offering
to WWIV.  This issue is a little skimpy due to negative replies, but look
forward to a more-complete list next time.

(Note to shareware/utility authors:  If you would like you products listed
here, please include a *brief* description of them <including registration
fee, if any> and I will be happy to include them in the next issue, due out
around March).

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           ?           On the Lighter Side              ?
           ?       A Compilation by Sam ([email protected])        ?
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            -= Poking Fun at MicroSoft =-

A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of
really important executives on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so
thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his instruments are out. He circles
looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers
are very nervous. At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall
building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor.

Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window, "Where am I?"
The solitary office worker replies, "You're in an airplane." The pilot
executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the
airport's runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough
and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers ask the pilot how he did it.

"Simple," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple
question. The answer he gave me was 100% correct but absolutely useless;
therefore, that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport
is three minutes away on a course of 87 degrees."

Updated slogans for Windows 95

Windows 95 -- Windows 95 -- Plug and *PRAY* O/S
Windows 95 -- Yesterday's technology tomorrow!
Windows 95 -- Windows 3.2... Wow OS/2 2.0 for DOS
Windows 95 -- You start me up. You make a grown man cry.
Windows 95 -- What? You bought it?
Windows 95 -- It's just a DOS shell
Windows 95 -- The biggest thing until Windows 95.1
Windows 95 -- The name that says "Built-in obsolescence."
Windows 95 -- It sucks less
Windows 95 -- Does the same thing; it just looks prettier
Windows 95 -- open for another money-making sequel
Windows 95 -- Copious RAM and storage not included
Windows 95 -- Bring '70s DOS technology into the 21st Century
Windows 95 -- Getting bucks from schmucks
Windows 95 -- Just like MacOS '84
Windows 95 -- Even faster than Microsoft Word 6!
Windows 95 -- Are we done yet?
Windows 95 -- It's just an operating system
Windows 95 -- Better than a Pet Rock
Windows 95 -- A new religion
Windows 95 -- It's still not a Mac
Windows 95 -- Buy OS/2 instead

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              -= Poking Fun at Intel =-


Q&A:  THE PENTIUM FDIV BUG

Q:  How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

Q:  What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?
A:  A mad scientist.

Q:  What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
A:  The warning label.

Q:  What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?
A:  Successive approximations.

Q:  Complete the following word analogy:  Add is to Subtract as Multiply
    is to:
    1)  Divide
    2)  ROUND
    3)  RANDOM
    4)  On a Pentium, all of the above
A:  Number 4.

Q:  What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?
A:  "Life is like a box of chocolates." (Source: F. Gump of Intel)

Q:  Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?
A:  Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got
    585.999983605.

Q:  According to Intel, the Pentium conforms to the IEEE standards 754
    and 854 for floating point arithmetic.  If you fly in aircraft
    designed using a Pentium, what is the correct pronunciation of "IEEE"?
A:  Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!

Top Ten New Intel Slogans For The Pentium

  9.9999973251   It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug
  8.9999163362   It's Close Enough, We Say So
  7.9999414610   Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes
  6.9999831538   You Don't Need to Know What's Inside
  5.9999835137   Redefining the PC -- and Mathematics As Well
  4.9999999021   We Fixed It, Really
  3.9998245917   Division Considered Harmful
  2.9991523619   Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point?
  1.9999103517   We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws
  0.9999999998   The Errata Inside

The Top Ten Reasons To Buy A Pentium Machine

10. Your current computer is too accurate.

9.  You want to get into the Guinness Book as owner of most expensive
    paperweight

8.  Math errors add zest to life.

7.  You need an alibi for the I.R.S.

6.  You want to see what all the fuss is about.

5.  You've always wondered what it would be like to be a plaintiff.

4.  The Intel Inside logo matches your decor perfectly.

3.  You no longer have to worry about the CPU overheating.

2.  You got a great deal from J.P.L.

1.  It'll probably work...

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         -= A Christmas Song for You Programmers Out There =-

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town

cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
    be good
}

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           ?       Editor's Notes by Sam ([email protected])       ?
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Here's an original I wrote just for this issue. Bear in mind I'm not a poet.
Back up your sense of humor before proceeding.

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the net
The phone lines were waiting, the boards were all set.
The modems were waiting plugged into their jacks
Their sysops awaiting to show of their hacks.

The hard drives set spinning away in their bays
With visions of new uploads coming their way.
The phone finally rang, and I went bizerk
Alas not a caller but just the network

From inside my room there came such a clatter
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter
I sat in my chair and I turned on the screen
Unpacking local.net, I saw a damn ping.

I muttered bad words as I watched Stripit work
Cleaning this ping sent from some lousy jerk.
I counted my blessing, recalling the past
"It could have been worse- it could have been Kaz." :)

Having been stripped of it's ill-smelling grubs
Network unpacked all it's email and subs
And what to my wandering eyes did appear
A policy for which we've all been waiting years

A present from Wayne sent to all in the net
All but for one, and man did he fret.
His days of wild pinging had come to an end
How long it would till the rules he would bend

Still most all are happy, no longer abused
By the ping-happy sysop who's whining's ensued
But to no avail as Wayne has stood steadfast
WWIVNet once again is a blast.

From all of us out here in WWIVNet
To Wayne and Filo and Jon and the rest
A huge heartfelt Thank You is well on it's way
For stopping the pings from coming our way

And from WSS, to all you in sight
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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?WWIVNews is an independent newsletter published every two-three months as ?
?a service to the WWIV community of sysops & users. The opinions & reviews ?
?expressed herein are the expressed views of the respective writers, & do  ?
?not necessarily reflect those of the WWIVNews staff. Reproduction in whole?
?or in part is allowed provided credits are given. All rights reserved by  ?
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?The source site for WWIVNews is Sam's BBS (409-729-1319 or 729-1418)      ?
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..... Did you know that Mr. Spock had not two, but _three_ pointed
         ears? A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear ...